Grossest fatty milkshake EVER!

So this milkshake from Coldstone called the PB&C has 2000 calories!

THAT = 68 Strips of Bacon

= 30 Chocolate Chip Cookies

NOM NOM NOM

Electric Six Highway Alert!

So it turns out another hacker has made its way into the highway signs in Wisconsin. In this case, they're referencing Detroit-based band Electric Six's song 'Danger! High Voltage!'

Nothing better than being stuck in traffic and getting a little chuckle.

Sneak Attack! The Big Caption

The Big Caption: Is it too soon? It's too soon, isn't it?""

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Trendy Abe Lincoln

Don't ask why, but Jon decided to spend his time Photoshopping laser backgrounds from our elementary school days into photos with Happy Hour's official favorite U.S. President, Abraham Lincoln.

Looks like Abe was able to spring the extra $3 for the lasers, though.

Impact (vs. Stupid State News) Softball Cards!?!

It is worth noting how awesome Ed and Jon are on these custom Impact Softball Cards. Now available for collecting and trading!

Full album available here on flickr.

Best Oscar The Grouch Ever.

Yikes.

Jon's Short List - Aromatic Candles from White Castle

In the boldest move that a fast food chain has ever taken part in, White Castle is celebrating May as National Hamburger Month by selling candles that carry the scent of White Castle hamburgers. THANK HEAVENS THIS IS FINALLY HAPPENING! How it took so long is completely beyond me.

Longer article here.

GRAVEDIGGERRRRRRRR!!!!!!