Sexual Company Logos Make Me Giggle

Check out the full batch of twelve here: http://goo.gl/iDF05 at someecards.com. Here are my top three:

Bacon Brothers Really "Ham" It Up For the Camera

How To: Drunk Grilled Cheese

My Drunk Kitchen - watch more funny videos

Finger Finger Puppet

poke poke

Harry Potter Versus Voldemort: The nemeses explained

A basic primer for Harry Potter newbies and old fans. Why does Voldemort have it out for Harry? Why does Harry desperately want to kill Voldemort? How will it all end? Andy explains the quest for the horcruxes, what a horcrux is, and how Harry and Voldemort have become rivals over the years. Tune in to this week's Bobocast sponsored by The Blemish Blitz Potion!

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Farting Terms: When to drop the bomb(s) when love strikes

The boys cover a massive swath of ways to become closer in relationships. Essentially, how do relationships develop (or decline) with vulnerable life events. Being sick is never fun, but caring for your significant other or having them care for you can bring people closer together in a vat of sick and a world of shit. What are the terms of farting together in a relationships? When do you reveal your geeky secrets? When is a woman's sexual prime? All this and more - and my kid gets rid of her hockey hair!

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Health Laziness Hits New High: iPhone App Tells Calories In Food From A Photo

I was just thinking, "Boy! I'd love to count my calories, but typing in what I'm eating is WAY too much work." Great news for me! There is a new app ($2.99) on the iPhone called MealSnap that lets you count calories in what you're eating without typing a thing! No more trying to figure out how many calories you're burning by all that annoying typing on the cell phone. Or using your brain too much, either!

The deal is, you take a photo of your food, and it just registers what you're eating and tells you the calories, tracks it, etc. I get it, it's a really cool visual database system that is able to recognize this stuff, but as with many things in life I am left asking... 'Why?'

Don't Think About A Fart Suit

I bet you did think of a fart suit...

Animal Wigs

This.

Potter Rises: Finally the podcast shuts up about comic books and talks about the HP universe

The bobocast reintroduces itself as a Harry Potter comedy talk podcast. This episode is a brief introduction of our new sponsor, Flourish & Blotts, a chat about some of the differences in narrative structure between the books and the films, and a little middle name trivia. What's your favorite book and why? Email your answer to bobocast@gmail.com or @bobocast on twitter.

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Catching Up with Conch Dongles

I said it because it was fun to say, but the reality is, the further one delves into the odd world of the conch shell, and its pee-pee, the stranger things get. First off, the npr story that started it all included some pictures of a Conch fondling another Conch with its wee-wee.

I started looking for other information, to see what the hell is actually going on in this picture. Now, I'm a virgin, and I've never seen a naked lady, but from what I remember in sex education class way back in 4th grade, if you see a pink foldy-lookin thing like that, you're lookin at lady parts. Seems to me there are two sets of pink foldy things in that picture. Which lead to another terrible and wonderous discovery: Conchs are hermaphrodites! Who only have sex in the spring and summer! What a terrible species to be a part of!

But here is the worst bit of information. Apparently predators are not the only ones who eat the ConchDongle. Apparently members of other lecherous races much verge as well. That's right, I'm talking about the human race. For instance, here is a woman named Bridget Marquardt, who apparently was on a Playboy reality show (which is stupid, because Hugh Hefner's life is about as unreal as you can get) called The Girls Next Door. Later, she was on a Travel Channel show called Bridget's Sexiest Beaches, and I tell you all this, because if you make the mistake of google image searching for the term "Conch Penis" you're gonna wind-up seeing stuff like this:

Now if you look closely, you can see that while Bridget is feeding and being fed Conch Dongle, she is also doing shots. I'll let you draw you own conclusions about doing shots while there are creepy dudes with trays of Conch Dongle lying around. Suffice it to say, the subtitle of this episode was probably "Roofies Ahoy!"

Incidentally, this has messed with my head because I'm working my way through Big Love season 4, currently, and a pair of characters that are featured prominently are the Marquardt sisters, who are Mormon, and never, ever eat Conch.

How To: Get Your Kid To Play The Harp

Gnome Chompski

I like video game so so much

Giants & Rosie Palms: Michael Jordan's Hitler Mustache

On turning a relationship from lovey cutsey nonsense to a real, functional commitment. Also boner jokes, dick jokes, penis jokes, dong-wiener jokes, and porn facial stories. Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache. Grandad's gay-dar. Yo Gabba Gabba dance party for fat kids and other crazy kids shows. Very very NSFW this week.

"I think a lot of Playboy models' vaginas look like Hitler." -Andy
"My toes just get crammed straight up my taint." -Andy

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Chris Rock on Letterman

Bob Dylan 'Original Version' Of Rebecca Black "Friday"

It's Friday (Friday) and the Rebecca Black videos just won't stop. Being this is a Bob Dylan style rendition, it takes some patience to make it all the way through. But you get the idea. Happy April Fool's Day! (Do people say that?)