Don't Think About A Fart Suit

I bet you did think of a fart suit...

Mona Lisa Remastered?

Just about everyone knows the Mona Lisa, if you don't, it's pretty famous and you should, dork. There's a painter named Leonardo DaVinci, you should know him too, he is the one who painted it. (You know, like the DaVinci code [nerd], or the Ninja Turtle [awesome]). So anyways, being that it is crazy old from 500 years ago, the thing faded a little bit... or kind of a lot. So these people at Lumiere Technology in Paris did all this fancy stuff scanning the painting and digitally removing varnish coats and all this stuff and we know what it looked like originally, as shown below.

How Starfighter Pilots Are Made

Hearts From Last Night - Board Game Edition

Think she'll notice?

Ginger Spice

that is all...

Final Exam Pictures

A few shots from around the web of people who have tagged their photo "Final Exam".  Hope it brings you peace and lolz.

More after the jump...

Funny Seal Picture

Bloop bloop bloop.

Big Ten Graphic Artists' Alternate Logo Submissions

The Big Ten realized that having 13 teams and a name like Big Ten is confusing, so they changed the name to B1G TEN.  Actually.

I am lucky enough to be very, VERY close friends with the illustrator who came up with the Big Ten logo. I had the inside scoop and was able to get these alternate submissions to the official logo committee full of leaders that will soon become legends. Check them out below by clicking 'Read More!' Which alternate logo would you have chosen?

Unintentionally Inappropriate Christmas Decoration

Jingle bells?  Jingle bells?  For the love of God stop jingling where the kids can see!

Sign In Men's Restroom of an Engagement Ring Store: Run!

Hey bachelors, get a kick out of this one:

Dances With Wolves/Dancing With The Stars -- TV/Movie Mashup?

Vomit Heart Coming to Michigan

This heart art is from my hometown Pullman, Washington.  Most people vomit near the sight of it.  It's taking a vacation to Michigan  (Grand Rapids) where I will visit it with my family.  Feel free to join me.

Getting Ready for Christmas

By crapping down Santa's throat?

Ninja Turtle Sex Museum

So artist James Unsworth is a dude who

likes to draw and sculpt weird scenes with lots of sexy parts looking unsexy.

He's quite good if you like sort of

avant garde creepshow things like this.

His latest artistic endeavor Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is being presented at a gallery in London for a month.

The exhibit aims to highlight incongruous events, such as children's action figures and horrible acts of internet copulation.

According to Unsworth he was thinking about Ninja Turtles and sex as an expression of incongruity when he found that there is an internet subculture of fan fiction and artists who draw Ninja Turtle sex.

The exhibit is mostly Ninja Turtles ignoring their rat master Splinter's words of wisdom, and instead doing things like:

• Swinging from ropes while pooping while having a huge boner while wearing an upside down cross as a belt buckle
• Masturbating together over a pizza while their weapons are placed in...places
• Sex with corpses

The show is supposed to be about what's taboo or something.

Unsworth "In a way the show is a celebration of variety, but it's mostly drawings of ninja turtles fucking dead people."

There is a gift shop.

Link from Dazed Digital with an image gallery of a few selections.

-Andy

you tell 'em

I don't don't how this relates to anything, but I can't not just un-leave it alone.

From: Don't Go Outside (Sean Bonner's tumblr...he's some social media dude...)