Recent news of an additional hereto unknown astrological sign has sent American media into a frenzied identity crisis. The plague on social media websites of people posting their new, old, or preferred has reached an all time high since the news broke Wednesday, January 12th.
"Acceptable levels of horoscope posting on Facebook rocketed upwards starting on Wednesday," said fake source Alex Muscleytoes, "I guess people are trying to figure out how to integrate this new aspect of this made up system into their daily lives."
