Sage Advice for College Students

As the new semester approaches - keep this in mind.

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Tetris Does This To Everyone

From a funny webcomic Optipess:

This always happened to me!

Vomit Heart Coming to Michigan

This heart art is from my hometown Pullman, Washington.  Most people vomit near the sight of it.  It's taking a vacation to Michigan  (Grand Rapids) where I will visit it with my family.  Feel free to join me.

I Hate Politics

I'm pretty much done with politics.  Democrats, you're going to have to figure this one out on your own.  I guess I let the idiots win on this one, but I just can't take it anymore.

The problem: Illegal immigrants are coming over the border to blah blah blah

A failed solution: Build a fence across the entire border between the U.S. and Mexico.

The actual new hard line immigration stance for the campaign of Tea Party congressional candidate Jesse Kelly is to


...wait for it...

Magic Reviews: BlackDiamondSkye

I review BlackDiamondSkye, a concert tour featuring Alice in Chains, The Deftones, and Mastodon. I am not happy with the rocking results of this threesome.  I can imagine way better threesomes.  Way better.

One of these bands sucks sweaty buttholes.

Ninja Turtle Sex Museum

So artist James Unsworth is a dude who

likes to draw and sculpt weird scenes with lots of sexy parts looking unsexy.

He's quite good if you like sort of

avant garde creepshow things like this.

His latest artistic endeavor Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is being presented at a gallery in London for a month.

The exhibit aims to highlight incongruous events, such as children's action figures and horrible acts of internet copulation.

According to Unsworth he was thinking about Ninja Turtles and sex as an expression of incongruity when he found that there is an internet subculture of fan fiction and artists who draw Ninja Turtle sex.

The exhibit is mostly Ninja Turtles ignoring their rat master Splinter's words of wisdom, and instead doing things like:

• Swinging from ropes while pooping while having a huge boner while wearing an upside down cross as a belt buckle
• Masturbating together over a pizza while their weapons are placed in...places
• Sex with corpses

The show is supposed to be about what's taboo or something.

Unsworth "In a way the show is a celebration of variety, but it's mostly drawings of ninja turtles fucking dead people."

There is a gift shop.

Link from Dazed Digital with an image gallery of a few selections.

-Andy

American Knowledge

A week or so ago a poll came out showing that one in five Americans think President Obama is a Muslim.

Less than half could correctly identify him as a Christian.

One explanation for this is emotions were running high as the "Ground Zero Mosque" hubbub was going on and is fueled by a lot of political right wing fear, and that's sad.

However, there's a sadder explanation.

A survey from 1999 shows that one in five Americans think the Sun revolves around the Earth.

20% of people ten-ish years ago didn't know something we've known since the 1500's.

Also, 66% of people ages 18-29 knew America won it's freedom from England. Other answers included France, Russia, China, and Mexico.

So my friends, don't blame the right wing (although it can be fun) or the left wing (sometimes crazier than funny), but blame ourselves. Maybe we're just not very good at paying atten...LOOK A FUNNY TURTLE!!11!!1

-Andy