Crazy Super Mario Bros. Beatboxer

This is so crazy, I can't believe it is real. Good luck on finding something as impressive as this in beatboxing....

What The F*ck IS THAT???

This ugly f*cking thing apparently is a bear. A South American bear. I guess it has a genetic disorder of some kind that made this particular one hairless.

And ugly as sh*t.

Broadcasting with a Webcam?

Apparently the facilities where Jimmy Kimmel shoots were having some power trouble so he shot the whole thing on the webcam of his MacBook. Check it.

http://isnickelbacktheworstbandever.com/

What a fancy website!

Mac Classic iPad Dock

This is the best dock for the new iPad that I have seen. It would be a shame to take a working Mac Classic and do this, but it would be great for one that is in less than operational condition. I can easily see this sitting on my kitchen counter to use as I'm making dinner.


Mac Classic iPad Dock

Toy Story 2

After some discussion of Toy Story 3 being good, I thought it important to relay the comedy of Demitri Martin and note some indifferent graffiti as posted on Crunchy's wall that postulated that 'Toy Story 2 Was Ok.'

Unnecessary Censoring!

ENORMOUS HOT DOG!

This is phenomenal. You can order these SEVEN POUND hot dogs online!

::Website Link Here::

Also available in Big Bratwurst!

My New Camping Shoes??

Care of Ed Glazer, check out these shoes and just IMAGINE the fun you could have walking around public campsites freaking out little kids who believe in Sasquatch types.

Maybe this is what was happening with that stuff in the Carolinas with the dude who saw a blonde bigfoot?

Interested In Michigan Beer?

Check out the documentary Jon Whiting produced on Michigan brewed beer, featured above on Vimeo. Interviewees include Paul Stewart, Mark Rieth, Ken McPhail and Travis Fritts from Crunchy's, Atwater Block, Hideout, and Detroit Brewing, respectively.

Watch This, You're Gonna Love My Nuts

If you haven't seen this, you maybe aren't living life right.

New Orleans Hates The British?

The New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau had this ad posted trying to get people to come back to the city despite the "recent" oil spill. The Guardian, a British newspaper, published an article deeming the ad 'anti-British.'

Apparently, New Orleans pulled the ad and said they didn't mean anything by it, but I think it's pretty funny anyways.

South Africa Vs. South America?

Who really knows the difference anyways, right?? Though I suppose if you're booking a flight for a World Cup Game, you may want to double check your itinerary. (Perhaps we should propose a South Afrimerica?)

[Addendum: it is also 48º at this time with the low for the night labeled below as 49º -- rough broadcast for WGN]

Crazy Dart Occurrence

So I'm throwing some darts at Crunchy's on Wednesday for the Brewer's Night featuring Atwater Block Brewery, and this crazy thing happens. I throw my 2nd dart DIRECTLY into the back of the 1st dart I threw. CRAZY. I felt like Robin Hood Men In Tights.

Also, my darts feature cute little ducky flights.

Best Internet Game Ever?

So here's the deal: with this game you can play Super Mario Bros. 3, but you can play it as a few different choice characters from video games days of old, such as MegaMan or the Metroid Guy or the Guy from Contra.

COOL!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

Need Help With Your Cause??

Boy, I sure do think this is funny. Way to go, Skeletor!

Eating own poop "in vogue" for thousands of years

Considering what portion of the brain can be wasted on useless information, I submit this little nugget of information for you:

According to a new finding, mammoths ate their own poop. This behavior is called coprophagy. Considering their tusks, I don't even understand how it's possible, but I also realize I don't really want an explanation. I bet this doesn't come up in conversation at work tomorrow.

Don't Forget To Use A Condiment

So the deal is this:

This crazy woman to the left is 74 years old and was arrested for pouring mayonnaise into a book drop at a library in Boise, Idaho.

To make it even better... (like we needed it?) she is being possibly implicated in TEN other condiment-related crimes. (Other condiments, like ketchup or corn syrup, also being tossed in the book drop, I guess...)

::Original Story Link Here::

HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???

"Hey Maury! I'm gonna splash big at the Christmas party this year with my brand new mobile phone!"

THE GREAT HANDCUFF ESCAPE!!!

In the style of Harold Houdini, Jon Whiting attempts one of the greatest handcuff escapes in the history of modern man. Check out the incredible feat above!!

Fat Squirrel in a Little Coat

Somebody told me I never post on here, and that I am a lazy buffoon. Who’s the lazy buffoon now?

This is a squirrel I came upon, and we both noticed an M&M slowly melting into the pavement at Holden Hall Impact HQ. The difference between me and the fat squirrel was, I didn’t lick every last iota off the pavement.

Grody, probably because you are a PC user:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-rsUs8E_6A

Kalamazoo kid embarasses me (and Michigan I assume)

SERIOUSLY?!? This is how the kid is when the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is giving the commencement speech at a high school in Kalamazoo, Michigan? Ridiculous.

::Video Here...::

Saving some money in this 'tough economic climate'

In local funny news, the Day's Inn on Cedar by I-96 has closed down and become 'Dad's Inn. ' I suppose this helps to save some money when all you have to replace is one letter in the signs...

F*cking Hilarious (If you're as childish as me...)

These kids at the university of Utah sure are funny. They all had columns for the last issue before graduating and the spelled out penis. Take that, State News. I guess they are also having their graduation postponed or something. Also, check out below:

Jon's Short List - Cool Shirt I Saw

Due to my love of fonts and being so weird, I thought it was cool when I saw someone wearing this shirt down in Austin. Found a photo online and found it necessary to share.