LOOK AT THE BLOODY TRICERATOPS THAT I COLORED LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD IN THE CAR!!
You're art... was the prettiest art... of all the art.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
::Jon's East Coast:: Holy Tornado!
On our way to the final brewery, WE DROVE THROUGH A TORNADO (actually four touched down...)
Our final beer count for this trip is:
275 Beers
33 Breweries
Hooray!!!!!!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
My Love is Conditional on Cookies
Basically if you're this kid, you can plan on growing up to abuse drugs or be fat.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
::Jon's East Coast:: Beer Update #2
Midway through our trip, we have hit 21 breweries and have sampled 206 different beers!
::Jon's East Coast:: NYC Theater
Oh man! We went out to the theater and saw the International Cringefest '10 night titled "Is That A Corncob In Your Pocket?" starring a number of fantastic actors putting on some of the best shorts I've ever seen (that include poop jokes, fart jokes, sexual content and a banjo player). Notable actors include: Jared Shirkey, John Jarrad Klapko, and the lovely Casey Nicole Wright.More info here-
Saturday, July 17, 2010
::Jon's East Coast:: My Favorite President
As you may or may not know, Jon's favorite PUSA is our main man, Abraham Lincoln. When visiting Washington, D.C. we stopped by to see the Rail Splitter, the Great Emancipator, the one and only Honest Abe... Or at least his memorial... (As a note, there is a Lincoln Memorial Memorial Bridge... That's right, a bridge to memorialize the memorial to our 16th President.)
::Jon's East Coast:: Beer Update #1
After the first two days of breweries, we have hit 9 breweries for a total of 84 beers sampled. More to be updated as we go!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
::Jon's East Coast:: Rustic Camping
I'm not certain this counts in the category of rustic camping... we have (1) beer, obviously (2) radio with iPod running off a drill battery (3) MacBook Pro laptop hooked up to a wireless hotspot that is with us in the car online all the time so I can keep updated a blog 10 people read (10 including me...)
::Jon's East Coast:: Mike's Place
HOKAY, SO -- Jon, Mr. Doyle & Babcock are heading out east to hit up a ton of breweries and we stopped for dinner at this place in Ohio or Pennsylvania or something and outside of it there was a [[NERD ALERT]] full size X-Wing fighter from Star Wars replica. THUMBS UP!-jon
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
AHHHHH!!! Vermontasaurus!!
This guy in Vermont made a dinosaur of all scrap wood, and now some of his neighbors I guess maybe don't think this 25ft. tall x 122ft. long piece of art is very nice.Get Dooped At Karaoke By Jewel
Care of FunnyOrDie, this video shows Jewel going into a karaoke bar disguised heavily and having a great time and sounding pretty good, too!
As a note, the official Happy Hour karaoke hotspot is probably Crunchy's due to the very regular appearances of Jon. (Jon Is Cool.)
Thursday, July 8, 2010
You get ring tones, Rebekah, when we get 16 more followers!
Hey, we said we would give you some ring tone love when we get 25 followers. So get following!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Sh*t My Dad Says
I found this site and it turns out:: WAY FUNNY. There is a book and a twitter you can follow that keeps these funny things this guy writes down that his 74 year old dad says. Here are some gems:"Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."
"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a f*cking Honda Accord."
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
take this test
take this test: "How fast can you guess these words?
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
Answers:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?
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Monday, July 5, 2010
MSU Alumnus Chris Hansen
We like watching the To Catch a Predator series. A lot. It's too bad that there hasn't been a new one in the last couple years. As a consolation prize, please enjoy this soundboard - it features sound clips from MSU alumnus Chris Hansen. They are hilarious on the show. They are also hilarious taken out of context.
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
Thursday, July 1, 2010
You Son Of A Motherless Goat!
Just in case you were needing any clearly offensive things to say to someone...
[Contains explicit language]
Swine Flu Vaccine or 104 million Choco Tacos?
I saw this fun nugget on Fark:
AP IMPACT: Millions of vaccine doses to be burned - Yahoo! News
Next time, I think the government should just buy us the ingredients to make choco tacos for everyone, at maybe $2.50 a piece. That's lots of happy kids and grown ups, and lots of sad pigs (with the Flu).
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