I found this site and it turns out:: WAY FUNNY. There is a book and a twitter you can follow that keeps these funny things this guy writes down that his 74 year old dad says. Here are some gems:"Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."
"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a f*cking Honda Accord."
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