Valentine's Day Hints For Her (To Give Him)

Valentine's Day comes around every year, and for some people it's a big deal. For others, it doesn't matter at all. Regardless of your state, it IS always nice to get a gift on Valentine's Day, even if you're a guy. Unfortunately, you (the girl in the relationship) thought that he (that dude you think isn't cheating on you) would love this gift here to the right. --->
This is a piece of crap, and no guy wants it, or anything similar.

I know what you're saying to yourself, ladies. "Jon, you idiot, it's too late, Valentine's Day is today." Allow me to respond thusly: it doesn't matter. Send your dumb puzzle back and tell the dude that you bought something online and its on the way. He'll love it in a week, too, don't worry. Below are the things you should have bought him, in no particular order.


1. iPhone Bottle Opener

• This is cool, he'll like it if he drinks (and has an iPhone).

2. Butt Face Towel

• Hehe... buttface. Man! That's funny!

3. Bacon Wallet

• What better gift than having him giggle like a girl every time he pulls out his wallet?

4. iPod Amp Speaker

• Yeah! This is pretty cool on my desk, too!

5. Bacon Bandages

• Really? More Bacon? -- YES.

What's the worst thing a girl ever got you for Valentine's Day?? Comment Below.