Top Ten Charlie Sheen Quotes (To Date...)

So, clearly Charlie Sheen has gone out of his mind and has hit the level of totally nucking futs. Here is a list of the current top ten quotes from his extraterrestrial brain:

10 - "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."

9 - "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."

8 - “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

7 - "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”


6 - “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

5 - “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

4 - “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."

3 - "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

2 - "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

1 - "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."