Victory for the clones.
In a recent Gallup poll of moral acceptability on a variety of issues, the clones defeated us.
Approximately 27,000,000 Americans approve of cloning humans.
According to estimates, clones can potentially be grown in under half the time it takes to raise a normal human, and other sources indicate it's possible to accelerate clone growth to within months.
Think about it! 27,000,000 could be 81,000,000 in months! That's up to 22% approval in months!
Well ok, maybe 18% given a few clonies get antsy in their pantsy and start defecting, but still think of the power of public opinion!
Before long we'll be sending those Gallup approval ratings packing and start a new brand of public opinion! A clone public opinion! HAHAHA!
My friends, the time is now - clone yourselves and position you and your clones in choice demographic markets to get randomly selected by Gallup. It may be complicated, but damn it man! This is the future we're talking about!
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