Here are some lovely examples from the book:
(with some of my own captions...)
The examples to help you understand begin with the chicken(s). This one shows the single hole, the vaganus.
One of the best images of the book (although there are many). No explanation necessary.
"You see Timmy, they do that so we can eat breakfast."
As we move onto dogs, we notice the author believes you may not know what a boy doggie looks like (labeled).
So then these two cocker spaniels (who look like my macroeconomics professor from undergrad) start going at it.
The doggie then gives birth to a new puppy, who is born while asleep.
FINALLY, the illustrator is getting to the good stuff.
So these people make some sweet, sweet lovin'.
Nine months later, a baby is delivered by some dude in a radiation suit or a sewer worker or something.
THE END.
I think I will label all of my pictures from now on with "Testicle Testicle".
ReplyDeleteThis is the first children's book I've seen with a vaganus.
ReplyDeleteI was going to note that I had completely missed the vaganus on the first viewing. It was only now that I noticed you can store your extra buttons in there!
ReplyDeleteI witnessed the birth of my baby. This book's illustrations are completely accurate.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to use this book to teach my children about how babies are made, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.
ReplyDeleteThis is quite possibly the funniest post ever. I will forever try to find a copy of that book of my own.
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