It has come to my attention that researchers* at UC Berkley have achieved the next great step in robotic advancement involving item classification and management.
The robot in the video identifies an inside out sock** as compared to a outside out sock, then proceeds to flip the sock*** on a "sock flipping post**** to achieve dual outside out Sockification.
Profoundly disturbing video:
* By researchers I mean masturbation enthusiasts
**By sock I mean fleshlight
***By flip the sock I mean masturbate enthusiastically
****By sock flipping post...well if you don't get it by now you are definitely reading the wrong blog
Welcome to the future of sock flipping robots*****.
-Andy
***** By sock flipping robots I mean robots who jerk off masturbation enthusiasts
My God that was hot! My favorite part was how delicately he smoothes out the 'sock' after it has been thoroughly 'flipped.'
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