We all know you were going to buy these bottles and live out your sick fantasies with them under the guise of buying your cousin a baby shower gift, but stop. You're not fooling anyone.
Sure they're made for babies to have the most natural experience while nursing.
Sure you could fill them with a cool fruity sangria or a lemony pale ale and suckle at the teet of summertime.
But that would be sick.
For now my friends, you'll have to curb your sick fantasies and oddball habits and stick with the safe, yet impractical beer-can nipple. Like these incredible morons.
Good morning to you all.
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