I'm pretty much done with politics. Democrats, you're going to have to figure this one out on your own. I guess I let the idiots win on this one, but I just can't take it anymore.
The problem: Illegal immigrants are coming over the border to blah blah blah
A failed solution: Build a fence across the entire border between the U.S. and Mexico.
The actual new hard line immigration stance for the campaign of Tea Party congressional candidate Jesse Kelly is to
...wait for it...
BUILD A DOUBLE-LAYER FENCE
Link here
Hah! Take that Democrats! Nobody will ever figure out how to one-up that hardline stance against illegal immigration! To do that one would need to advocate for, I don't know, a space fence! Killing all Mexicans! Starting a war with Mexico!
Or...oh I guess a triple-layer fence would also do the trick. BUT NOBODY COULD EVER TOP THAT!
That is, until quadruple-layer fence technology is developed, but c'mon this isn't Hogwarts idiots. Hah!
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